Here is a wild instruction from a seller to my sister Kelly on an open house day. On this particular day, it was over 85 degrees and Kelly had dressed very professionally (skirt & high heels). Here are the instructions: "Kelly, there is a female tortoise down the street who is in heat and our tortoise, Moses, has been attempting to break through the fence to reach his love." By the way, Moses is not a California Desert Tortoise but a 75 pound African Tortoise. Sure enough, Moses breaks through the fence answering the Call of the Wild and beelines for the young female. As people are coming through the open house, Kelly is down the dirt trail attempting to fight against mother nature and turn Moses around. Kelly described him as a 250 pound fullback going for the end zone. All ended well except for Moses, who was prevented from spreading the love! Moses is moving soon and hopes to find a new love in his new neighborhood.
This is Dave, from The McLaughlin Group, keeping it real in real estate!