BLINDS WIDE OPEN -day 72 Piece of Crap

Hi, this is Al, Laurie's husband, and I want to tell you all one of the down sides of having your wife work with The McLaughlin Group. First, I have to tell you a joke that we have shared for years, so you can understand it fully. Here goes: Two men are sitting on a park bench and a beautiful woman walks by. One guy whispers to himself, "Piece of crap!" The other guy looks at him peculiarly but says nothing. Soon another incredible woman walks by and again the man whispers, "Piece of crap!" When the third smoking hot woman passes by with the same comment, the other man says, "OK, I don't get it, 3 fantastic women walk by and each time you say, piece of crap, how can that be?" The man responds, "Piece of crap is what I have at home!" Now, my dilemma; when Laurie comes home from work, after dealing with The McLaughlin Group's many multi million dollar estates, I ask her how her day was and she looks at our home and whispers, "Piece of crap!"

This is Al, husband of Laurie, of The McLaughlin Group, keeping it real in real estate!